Dear Clown,
I think you are incredibly dreamy. I am attracted to your hair. It was shiny this Saturday, but last Tuesday raccoons ate your eyebrows off your face. I am horrified to tell you that rabbits scare me. Hitler is handsome, though you look like a Stalin. You can be president of the world, but you stole Mom’s apple pies.
With love,
Little Lucie Underpants
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If you were confused by the above letter, my Fiction Writing professor had us write a made-up letter in groups. The catch was that each person in the group had to take turns contributing one word to the letter.
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