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ugh how could anyone think he isn’t the most perfect thing ever?
What has happened between then and now
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janehw: should i buy these shoes or should i spend the money on a $180 ticket round trip to la/
me: 
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You shall forever be the fairest of them all, and I think this picture confirms this truth.
hahahah such a conservative journal! COOL COOL. SIGN DAT CHECK.
YEE YEE. I WILL. i will sign dat mofuckin’ check
Omg yes. Just read an article (in the op-ed section of course, where else?) that ripped on Obama…
Weird thing is, it didn’t have that many nice things to say about Romney. Just bad stuff about Obama. Weirder thing is that it was about how he’s violating people’s rights to freely and democratically donate campaign money to whichever candidate they choose. Which makes me think that the writer is only rooting for Romney because she hates Obama. (Disclaimer: I could be totally wrong about this.)
Which means I get to write my!
FIRST! EVER! CHECK!
Payable to The Wall Street Journal!
For twenty-one dollars and sixty cents!
My heart is all aflutter!
I’m way too excited for this!
gpoy.
gpoy.
Anonymous asked: Fartknocker
what.
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Anonymous asked: You are wonderful :D.
Does it look like I don’t know that?
Anonymous asked: Those cars are parked sooooo close together. the whole street!
Are you judging my taste in cars?