bagels on fire
sister: Want some ice cream?
me: I just brushed my teeth

I hate seeing shit like “ice bucket challenge” go viral because half the people who do it just want their friends to watch them throw a bucket of water over their heads.

And then once it’s over, people care as much about ALS (or whatever else it is that gets 15 minutes of fame) as they did before they knew what it was.

blah blah blah.
Ricky: (starts tickling me)
Me: (super annoyed) STOP IT!!!!!
(Ricky starts laughing.)
Me: I know, I'm cute when I get mad.
(We both laugh hysterically.)
WHERE DO WE GO?

where do we go now

where do we go

oohh where do we go

where do we go now

oooohh where do we go now

where do we go

sweet child

mmm ooohh where do we go now

aeiaeaieaieaieiaiaiieaieaieaiaeiae

oooohhh where do we go now?

OOOOOOWWOOOWHHHOOOA

where do we go?

where do we gooowwooaoooo

where do we goooaowoooowoooaa

where do we go now now now no no no no

sweet chiyiiiild

sweet chaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaiee-aiiieeld of miiiyiiine

hoyitschristian:

How I pump gas

hoyitschristian:

How I pump gas

Let us-uh start.
My OMIS 41 professor who likes extra syllables

My one gratuitous spring break selfie: Chillin’ at my 남자친구’s place with a hard cider from Trader Joe’s and pizza from Costco.

Not a 4.0 but more than I could have hoped for given the effort I put into school this quarter.

Next quarter I’ll open my eyes

You got this, Judy.

My first final is in 25 hours and I’m still reeling from nausea trying to get some damn sleep.

Why do I drink alcohol at all

PI DAY FRIDAY

"all this is true because it rhymes"

One year ago today

I had this "great" idea to dye my hair blonde,

and every month I think to myself… should I just let my black hair grow out healthy and full again?

But then I get impatient and end up re-bleaching the roots.

It’s really bad for my hair but I can’t help it! I don’t like having dark hair.

So, Hair, thank you for hanging in there. I love you.

image

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

tomcruisecontrol / momentane remember this?? LOL

Daylight Savings Time begins this Sunday, everyone :)