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My one gratuitous spring break selfie: Chillin’ at my 남자친구’s place with a hard cider from Trader Joe’s and pizza from Costco.
Not a 4.0 but more than I could have hoped for given the effort I put into school this quarter.
Next quarter I’ll open my eyes
You got this, Judy.
My first final is in 25 hours and I’m still reeling from nausea trying to get some damn sleep.
Why do I drink alcohol at all
I had this "great" idea to dye my hair blonde,
and every month I think to myself… should I just let my black hair grow out healthy and full again?
But then I get impatient and end up re-bleaching the roots.
It’s really bad for my hair but I can’t help it! I don’t like having dark hair.
So, Hair, thank you for hanging in there. I love you.
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
If you get an A on Ushman’s next exam, I promise you I’ll buy you green tea ice cream from Safeway or whatever your heart desires. (Just not yogurt soju. Please, never, ever try drinking yogurt soju again.)
And then I’ll clean your room. (And wash the sheets, because let’s face it, the sheets need a good ol’ washing.)
And let’s also start running at least once a week, okay?
And let’s also start doing other wholesome things, like baking cute little pastries and washing the dishes.
WALK A MILE IN THESE LOUBOUTINS
N-N-N-N-N-NO MONEY NO FAMILY SIXTEEN IN THE MIDDLE OF MIAMI
I’VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT TRYNA GET DAT RIIIIECH
WORKIN’ ON MY SHIIIIIIET
Okay back to studying
me: Appa what’s up with your underwear nowadays?
janehw: That’s not his underwear those are his jogging shorts.
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
mushroompizza — remember 2:41???